tweets posted on 2011-08-14.

[tko]

• 14:18 TSA agent doing my pat down kept trying to convince me the machines were safe. Didn't tell her I'm more afraid of her country than radiation #
• 14:21 But it is a logical fallacy to say I'll get more radiation on the flight, dear. That stuff is cumulative, so less is still better. #
• 14:32 @carson_ weird! Also, I'll bet that statement is confusing if you' re not familiar with the company #
• 19:37 Flight delayed. Thank goodness I travel with adequate amusements. Good for all delays except waiting for tsa patdowns. #
• 19:39 Autocorrect almost turned tsa patdo
  wns into tsa psychopaths or tsa pathogens. I'm not sure what to say about that. #
• 20:21 "your plane is underground" sounds more interesting than "your plane is on the ground" but the latter means I may yet escape o'hare... #
• 23:13 home from the dry heat. I'm actually glad to see the rain that delayed my flight! #

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